Two men admit to Senate that THEY, not Kavanaugh, assaulted Blasey Ford

In a breaking turn on an already twisty road, the New York Post is reporting that two yet-to-be publicly identified men have notified yet-to-be publicly identified members of the Senate Judiciary Committee, that it was they that supposedly sexually assaulted Stanford professor Christine Blasey Ford well over three decades ago.

As noted by NY Post reporter Joe Tacopino, “Republicans on the committee released a timeline of events late Wednesday, which included details about their interactions with the two men who admitted to the attacks.”

“I want some caffeinnnnne…”

Also reported by Tacopino;

On Monday, the timeline recounts GOP staff members interviewing “a man who believes he, not Judge Kavanaugh, had the encounter with Dr. Ford in 1982.”

The “encounter” refers to an episode in which Ford claims that Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her in a bedroom at a Maryland house party.

They had a follow-up interview with that man, and he provided more detail about the assault.

Then on Wednesday, the committee staff said they spoke with a second man who said he assaulted Ford in 1982.

As of the publishing to the NY Post article, the Senate Judiciary Committee “did not release any more details about the men, or why both were coming forward with the claims.”

On a personal note, allow me to warn the young people of this nation – start burning your yearbooks and drown your iPhones… America is about to de facto enshrine *guilt by accusation* into our jurisprudence.