(VIDEO) Ode to Seattle’s Warlord in Three Form Arraignments

Failed rapper Raz Simone. The self-appointed Thug-in-Chief of CHAZ

So what happens when Antifa hosts a simultaneous poetry slam and a body slam? Of course, three different styles of prose.

Submitted for your literary approval;

Haiku

The occupied zone

Filth, extortion, rape, and rats

O Raz, where art thou?

Dr. Seuss

HOP CHOP 

We like to Hop on top of CHOP

But speak no ill of CHOP

Your pretty neck just might get chopped

If you speak ill of CHOP

Limerick

There once was a rapper named Raz

Who claimed he was king of all CHAZ

To those homicidal

He gave high-powered rifles

Deserves life in Alcatraz