(WATCH) Mr. Kalama Harris Claims ‘I’m Married to the Next President of the United States!’

Mr. Kamala Harris.

Ever heard of Doug Emhoff? Neither have I.

As it turns out, he’ll end up in the same historical footnote category shared by the likes of John Zaccaro ‚Äčand Beryl Ann Longino. Just Google them.

Anyhow, Emhoff is the unfortunate soul that happens to be married to Kamala Harris. But it would seem that there are some perks that comes with the job.

Case in point: While speaking to approximately 50 young people (43 if you don’t count the morbidly obese food blister at the far end), Emhoff seems to be under the impression that he’s about to become the nation’s first First Gentleman.