WATCH: Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Comes Out as Wannabe Porn Star, Pole-Dancing Stripper

Trust me. I’m not just a stripper, I’m a licensed stripper.

I may not be the biggest expert on what it takes to be a porn star, but isn’t it kind of a prerequisite to be at least somewhat attractive?

Seriously… husband and wife Hollywood power couple Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw’s adopted daughter, Mikaela Spielberg, could easily be described in a word that rhymes with fugly. Let’s be honest, this chick couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse if she showed up with a sack full of bananas.

“Does this dress make me look fat? No Mikaela… it’s the fat that makes you look fat.”

Allow me to be even more frank, she couldn’t get laid in prison.

But nonetheless, she opened-up to mom and dad that she’s already started her own porno production company, and just as soon as she get’s her Tennessee sex worker license, she’ll expand her horizons as a stripper.

As reported by Network 10 news of Australia;

The 23 year old, who was adopted as a baby by the film director and his wife Kate Capshaw, has begun self-producing adult videos and hopes to eventually become a dancer at a strip club once she obtains her sex worker license.

“I’m doing this, not out of an urge to hurt anybody or be spiteful about it, I’m doing this because I want to honour my body in a way that’s lucrative,” she said.

Describing herself as a “sexual creature,” Mikaela explained that she “got really tired of not being able to capitalise on my body and, frankly, I got really tired of being told to hate my body.

“And I also just got tired of working day to day in a way that wasn’t satisfying my soul. I feel like doing this kind of work, I’m able to ‘satisfy’ other people, but that feels good because it’s not in a way that makes me feel violated.”

In the meantime, as the NY Times Post is reporting, “Mikaela previously had videos posted to PornHub under the stage name ‘Sugar Star,’ but yanked them until she gets her Tennessee sex worker license.”