(VIDEO) #FJB Busts Out a Impressive, Majestic Fart; HRH Cammie ‘Hasn’t Stopped Talking About It’

No laughing matter…

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Step off, Kardashians. The Brits have “famous for being famous” down pat and have so for centuries.

A prime example would be Camilla Shand Parker Bowles Windsor. On formal occasions, HRH the Princess of Wales; the Duchess of Cornwall; the Countess of Chester; the Duchess of Rothesay; the Duchess of Edinburgh; Colonel-in-Chief, The Royal Australian Corps of Military Police; Colonel-in-Chief, The Queen’s Own Rifles of Canada; and a whole bunch of other meaningless and useless titles.

But Milla just may be in line for yet a few more titles: The Sovereign of Stinkies; the Duchess of She-Who-Smelt-It-Dealt-It; the Marchioness of Mud-Butt; Viscountess of Vapors; the Baroness of Bust-Ass; or in keeping with her own Dutch lineage, maybe she would qualify as the Groothertogin of Greasers.

Quite possibly on the dookie-stained heels of Biden’s earlier meeting with Pope Francis, Glen Owen, the political editor of London’s The Daily Mail reports;

He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.

An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’

Just hours earlier, the 78-year-old – nicknamed ‘Sleepy Joe’ by Donald Trump – had appeared to doze off during the opening addresses, prompting more questions from his political rivals over his fitness for office.

This is not the first time that Biden has faced claims that he broke wind. In May 2020, Republicans, including Donald Trump Jr, posted a video clip of Biden containing a suspicious noise while live-streaming an exchange with Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf.

Seen in the video below, Biden may not have cut critical health care, but he sure did cut the cheese.

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