‘Ghost Guns’; Joe Biden’s SOTU Really Spoke to Me (Sarcasm, Off)


“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he’ll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.” – Joe Biden, 2022 SOTU address.

Just so no one misunderstands me or the spirit of this article, allow me to state that I consider Joe Biden to be illegally occupying the Oval Office, as well that I’m an absolutely a rock-solid supporter of the Second Amendment.

Oh, I’m also a sarcastic son-of-a-bitch who loves insulting Democrats, Leftists, Gun-Grabbers, Communists, Socialists, etc.

With all of the prerequisites and qualifications out of the way, allow me to give my thoughts and opinions of Sleepy Joe’s pathetic excuse of a SOTU address to the nation.

Three things;

  1. Nearly half of it was flat-out lies. Example: Six and a half million new jobs? No… those were 6.5 million workers who were rehired after those moronic COVID shutdowns. No “new jobs” were ever created.

  2. Nearly half of it was just a jumble of word salad. Example: Siezing a handful of Russian private jets and yachts isn’t exactly a strategy for his much-vaunted economic sanctions against Putin.

  3. Some fairly important things happening in the world that this dumb-ass either flat-out ignored or mumbled his way through. Examples: Russia’s Nuclear Forces are on their highest level of alert. That might be worth a mention. And that whole “Two million illegal aliens and thousands of sex slaves waltzing through our border with Mexico” is at least kind of important, isn’t it?

But for a brief moment, Biden really spoke to me. The guy touched my heart. Maybe it would be more appropriate to say that Joe sniffed my heart. Anyhow…

Biden mentioned something that I don’t own… something called a “ghost gun” (I’ve named my non-existent firearm “Casper“).

I’m grateful that Biden told folks exactly how to order one (at least the upper receiver, so I’ve been told), via the internet.

I think it was when I was at my sewing circle, but one of the girls mentioned that a complete upper can be mailed directly to your house. Charging handle, bolt assembly group, hand guards, the whole schlemiel! Umm… so I’ve been told.

Biden did fib a bit regarding the non-existent firearm that I don’t own that I’ve named “Casper”, when he claimed that these so-called “ghost guns” have no serial numbers. Well, he’s just wrong.

Just like the non-existent firearm that I don’t own that I’ve named “Casper”, the disassembled lower receiver (frame, trigger assembly, buffer assembly, etc.) CAN be ordered online but MUST be shipped to a legitimate and legal FFL (Federal Firearms License) holder, not to your home residence.

The disassembled lower receiver is NOT a firearm. It’s just parts. That’s why the Feds don’t get the serial number.

The lower receiver DOES have a serial number. What Biden left out is that the Feds don’t get that information.

By the way, for those that are all-thumbs, a gunsmith can assemble your lower for about $20 to $30. Or so I’ve been told by the gals in the sewing circle in regards to the non-existent firearm that I don’t own that I’ve named “Casper”.




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