Less than two weeks ago, I posted sources from both the American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Britain’s UKHSA (UK Health Security Agency) noting that the latest panic-of-the-week, monkeypox, is overwhelmingly a sickness that’s contracted by practicing homosexuals.
Nonetheless, the CDC has posted on their official website, a guide for doing the nasty with those who should happen to be infected with this particular virus.
Titled Social Gatherings, Safer Sex, and Monkeypox, the latest waste of hard-earned taxpayer dollars from the CDC has already been launched for public consumption.
To be perfectly honest, after reading this drivel, I wasn’t sure if this was something from our own federal government or the Babylon Bee.
Here are just a few bullet points I’ve plucked at random. Judge for yourself if this is worth of a single penny of what you pay in taxes.
Please keep in mind that I’ve copied off the CDC website word-for-word;
This contact can happen when you have sex including:
- Oral, anal, and vaginal sex or touching the genitals (penis, testicles, labia, and vagina) or anus (butt) of a person with monkeypox.
What are the symptoms of monkeypox?
- Sores may be inside the body, including the mouth, vagina, or anus.
What are researchers investigating?
If the virus could be present in semen (cum), vaginal fluids, and fecal matter (poop).
How can a person lower the chance of getting monkeypox at places like raves, parties, clubs, and festivals?
- Enclosed spaces, such as back rooms, saunas, or sex clubs, where there is minimal or no clothing and where intimate sexual contact occurs have a higher likelihood of spreading monkeypox.
How can a person lower their risk during sex?
- Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.
- Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible.
- Avoid kissing.
- Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex
- Limit your number of partners to avoid opportunities for monkeypox to spread.