Tax Dollars at Work: CDC Issues Sex Guide for Monkeypox Infected

Less than two weeks ago, I posted sources from both the American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Britain’s UKHSA (UK Health Security Agency) noting that the latest panic-of-the-week, monkeypox, is overwhelmingly a sickness that’s contracted by practicing homosexuals.
Nonetheless, the CDC has posted on their official website, a guide for doing the nasty with those who should happen to be infected with this particular virus.
Titled Social Gatherings, Safer Sex, and Monkeypox, the latest waste of hard-earned taxpayer dollars from the CDC has already been launched for public consumption.
To be perfectly honest, after reading this drivel, I wasn’t sure if this was something from our own federal government or the Babylon Bee.
Here are just a few bullet points I’ve plucked at random. Judge for yourself if this is worth of a single penny of what you pay in taxes.
Please keep in mind that I’ve copied off the CDC website word-for-word;

This contact can happen when you have sex including:

  • Oral, anal, and vaginal sex or touching the genitals (penis, testicles, labia, and vagina) or anus (butt) of a person with monkeypox.

What are the symptoms of monkeypox?

  • Sores may be inside the body, including the mouth, vagina, or anus.
What are researchers investigating?
  • If the virus could be present in semen (cum), vaginal fluids, and fecal matter (poop).

How can a person lower the chance of getting monkeypox at places like raves, parties, clubs, and festivals?

  • Enclosed spaces, such as back rooms, saunas, or sex clubs, where there is minimal or no clothing and where intimate sexual contact occurs have a higher likelihood of spreading monkeypox.

How can a person lower their risk during sex?

  • Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.
  • Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present, reducing as much skin-to-skin contact as possible.
  • Avoid kissing.
  • Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex
  • Limit your number of partners to avoid opportunities for monkeypox to spread.

 

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