What do you do with a branch of the armed forces that doesn’t know the pointy end of the bullet goes in first?
Actually, there’re two answers:
Put the word “Space” in front of it in hope to make themselves sound cooler than they really are.
Class-up their shitty theme song with a Latin title.
Not since watching The Wiggles with my granddaughter have I heard such a facepalm-inducing ditty.