Cancer or Ego? Little Jamie Tries for Sympathy with the Little Steven Look

Is that HAIR peeking out on the sides and behind his ears?

As just about every armchair politics junkie knows, Maryland’s Democrat representative Jamie Raskin has done more for scarves than Steven Tyler and Isadora Duncan combined.

Nonetheless, this Johnny Depp wannabe is sporting a scarf on his noggin ever since he claims he’s been fighting cancer. On that note, I’m calling bullshit.

As seen in the photo below, Raskin had quite the bald spot as well as thinning hair . And that photo isn’t really taken all that long ago.

If his immune system is really that compromised, why is he so up close and personal?

With that said, speaking as someone who’s dealt with two aggressive cancers already, I was fortunate enough to never had to undergo aggressive chemotherapy.

But I have been active enough of those in the cancer-sphere to know that anyone unfortunate enough to lose all (or at least most) of their hair.

In the above photo, it’s pretty clear that Raskin has his eyebrows, has his eyelashes, even has hair poking out of his ballcap on the sides.

Slow Joe – hair plugs paid for by the US taxpayers.

With even a glancing look, it’s pretty obvious that Rankin hasn’t even dropped any weight. Isn’t that pretty typical amongst cancer patients?

Yes. Yes it is.

OK, I’ll just come out and say it… Raskin is just another DC grifter making millions on the backs of the American taxpayers.

Just so everyone knows, Raskin’s net worth is $5 million. You’d think with all that folding green, he’d break down and buy a tube or two of Rogaine.

Little Stevie approves.



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