‘I’m an American!’ Professional Big-Mouth Learns About Disrespecting Israeli Female Cop

I’ll admit it, I have no idea who Johnny Somali is. I guess he’s supposed to be somewhat of a big deal.

Just me taking a stab in the dark, but I take it his audience consists of loud-mouthed punks who get away with openly taunting cops here in the States.

Unfortunately for him, young Johnny (born: Ismael Ramsey Khalid) learned rather quickly that screaming, “I’M AN AMERICAN” doesn’t quite carry the same gravitas it used to.

Especially when disrespecting everything American is the Somali-born Youtuber’s main schtick.

“That’s OFFICER Bad Bitch to you.”

By the way, he wasn’t raised on the mean streets of the South Bronx or Detroit… Johnny hails from the toughest cul-de-sac in all of Scottsdale, Arizona.

As seen in the first video below, the fake pirate actually recorded his rather crude comments to a rather comely Israeli copper.

“Oh, you’re a bad bitch. I swear to god. You’re a bad bitch. I’ll take you to dinner, I swear to god, I’ll change your life. I’ll change your life, I promise you. You’re a bad bitch right here. I’ll change your life, baby girl.”

“You don’t need to work for these niggahs no more. Bitch, I’ll change your life!”

Obviously, the term of affectation “Bitch” doesn’t quite translate to modern Hebrew with the same dignity as it does amongst America’s inner-city Utes.

It was then that a rather large Israeli police officer saw through the electro-plated bullshit that his female compatriot was subjected to.

It was then that we all found out who the true bitch was.

As Somali sniveled;

“Okay, okay, okay! I’ll go. Relax! I’m on the sidewalk. I’m from America, what are you doing?! I’m going! I’m going, niggah, what the fuck? I’m streaming!”

But as seen in the second video below, Somali got quite the lesson in what happens when your alligator mouth overloads your mosquito ass.