(VIDEO) Keffiyeh-Clad Coffee Slingers Vote to Unionize; Now Unemployed – Still Protesting that Coffee Shops Went Out of Business

…or I’ll eat you.

Just me, but these bellied-up baristas probably have their degrees in majors such as Community Activism Through Puppetry or Victimhood by Proximity.

Either way, these Hamas-wannabes aren’t quite sure what they’re angry about, but that won’t stop them from screaming into bullhorns.

As it turns out, minimally skilled workers who were working for minimum wage took it upon themselves to vote for a union at the three Philadelphia-area locations of the OCF Coffee Houses.

But I (incorrectly) wear a keffiyeh… soooo.

Whoever owns the OCF Coffee Shops ostensibly saw the writing on the wall – sending quite the clear message, with a week, all three shops were closed for business.

Think about it; unionize coffee shop workers? Pouring pre-made coffee into a disposable cup hardly ranks up there with master carpenters or skilled metal workers.

BTW, the one chick who obviously hasn’t missed many meals, she’s still screaming to her megaphone. But now, she’s pissed that the company went out of business.

If only life could be as simple as “Do you want large fries with that?”