“Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. Those black eyes roll over white and then, ahh… then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
My Book Report on Famous French Writers by Kamala D. Harris
My book report is about a book. I was told by my teacher to write a report on this book. The book was big and had a hardback cover.
This hardbacked book also had pages. There were a lot of pages. Each individual page had a number at the bottom. The numbers were all in order. Each page started from “1” followed by “2” then “3” and so on. Having numbers in order is important because numbers out of order would result in disorder.
There were no pictures or Venn Diagrams in this book. I wish this book had pictures and Venn Diagrams, because I like books with pictures and Venn Diagrams. I love a good Venn Diagram.
The title of the book is Famous French Writers. This book is about people from France who are famous because they are really good writers. France is in Europe. France is a big country next to some smaller countries like Belgium, Switzerland and Wakanda.
On page number four, the first person the book told me about was a famous French writer named Alexandre Dumbass.
I don’t know why they called him a dumbass, because he was famous and from France.
I think they called him a dumbass is because one of his great-grandmothers was an African-American woman from Haiti.
I don’t know what a woman is. His African-American great-grandmother from Haiti might have had a penis. I do know what a penis is.
Dumbass was also half Indian. I know that because one of his great-grandfathers was born in a place called the West Indies. Dumbass and I have a lot in common. The book did say that his great-grandmother was a slave. Slavery is Donald Trump’s fault.
Markie D. Sad was another famous French writer from France. He is now dead. So, he might now be in a cloud, which is above us, right?
Sad was probably a really mean dad. He wrote a lot about spanking and punishing people. Mean dads shouldn’t be allowed to spank and punish their kids. So, basically, that’s wrong and it goes against everything that we stand for.
Tough love is what it’s called when you try to be tough, but still love your kids. Sad didn’t know there’s a balance to be struck between being tough, and like, being a bitch. Donald Trump wants to make more dads spank their kids.
Another famous French writer from France was Jean Paul Sharte. Because his last name was Sharte, his family was probably really famous in French history for being unburdened by what was once burdened.
I don’t like it when I have a shart. Usually, I’ll just take some Pepto-Bismol what I have a shart attack. Then I have to just wait for me to get better.
That makes me think of the passage of time, because of the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time when you don’t have to shart anymore. Donald Trump wants to make sharts great again.
Another famous French writer from France had a weird name. His mother named him Honorie Ballzack. She must have just fallen out of a coconut tree.
People shouldn’t honor their ballzack, because honoring what you have is something that other people might not have during a time for honoring what has been before surgery, but are no longer burdened by that was burdened due to honoring it.
I think Ballsack was a racist xenophobe and a Nazi. He probably didn’t listen when people told him, “Do not come. Do not come.” Not coming is important when you don’t want people to come. Especially when the people who do come are honoring their ballzack.
It’s significant that someone’s ballzack isn’t something that can be stressed and stretched. That’s something that’s important. Very important.
Especially when it comes to the significant of things that shouldn’t be stressed and stretched through the passage of time and space. Very important. Donald Trump says he has a bigger ballzack than Michelle Obama.
