Did Anyone Notice Anything Strange During the Ilhan Omar Primary?

Mr. and Mrs. Mynett.

Something’s awfully strange going on in the world of Ilhan Omar. Very strange.

Other than being married to the exactly the type of man who is responsible for;

  • Slavery
  • Racism
  • Morning breath
  • Colonialism
  • World hunger
  • Obesity
  • Popcorn stuck between molars
  • Misogyny
  • Global warming
  • Boy Bands
  • Coming Ice Age
  • Sexism
  • Dandruff

The list is endless.

But with all that aside for the moment, there’s just something about the recent Jackass Party primary election in Minnesota’s 5th congressional district.

I can’t quite put my finger on it…