(VIDEO) The 50 Commonalities I Have with Kamala Harris

  1. I just fell out of a coconut tree.
  2. I went to the wrong rally.
  3. I’ve bribed black folks with legalized marijuana.
  4. I see culture as something that’s cultural when the morning rolls around in that certain culture.
  5. I know how to braid armpit hair. Shout-out to my ugly-assed step-daughter.
  6. I have empathy, mohn.
  7. I think we both know what I’m talking about.
  8. I still don’t know what you’re talking about.
  9. I have not a thing that comes to mind.
  10. I honor the historical women who made history throughout the history of all history.
  11. I want America to be more like Detroit.
  12. I’ve never parented a child, but will tell you how to.
  13. I’m for/against fracking.
  14. I’m for/against private health insurance.
  15. I’m for/against de-funding the police.
  16. I’m for/against a border wall.
  17. I’m for/against packing the Supreme Court.
  18. I’m for/against a mandatory gun buy-back program.
  19. I own a Glock, even though I didn’t buy it from the government.
  20. I will prosecute price gouging, even when there is none.
  21. I smoked pot while listening to two rappers before they even recorded music.
  22. I was the little girl on that bus.
  23. I know the 2024 race is the most election of our lifetime.
  24. I did it. I did it, Joe.
  25. I’m speaking.
  26. I don’t want you to remember Trump’s record.
  27. I want you to forget my record.
  28. I’ve already thank’d-ah union membah fo’ alla mah sick leave.
  29. I still haven’t been to Europe.
  30. I know we only have 32 days, just 32 days. Important stuff in 32 days… 32 days.
  31. I ask big questions about space.
  32. I’m from a Middle-Class family.
  33. I was born a poor black child.
  34. I’m kind of a nerd sometimes.
  35. I know the difference between a Willie and a Montel.
  36. I’ve never signed the front of a paycheck.
  37. I don’t trust the Knights of Columbus, Knights of Ni, Nights in White Satin, whatever.
  38. I worked at McDonald’s.
  39. I still don’t have any proof that I ever worked at McDonald’s.
  40. I think Russia is a big country fighting against Ukraine, a smaller country.
  41. I love Venn diagrams.
  42. I love yellow school buses.
  43. I love re-charging my phone on a bus I’ll never ride.
  44. I invest in community banks within the community, regardless of community.
  45. I soak my collard greens in a bathtub.
  46. I just look at my mom and said one word, ‘Fweedom.’
  47. I’m talking about the significance of the passage of time. The significance of the passage of time. There’s great significance to the passage of time, right?
  48. I’ve worked my knees to the bone.
  49. I’m against the assassination attempts on any Fascist who wants to destroy America’s democracy.
  50. I’m unburdened by what has once been burdened.