I have found the enemy…. and they are geeks. No, not the Greeks. Geeks.
Not just any geeks, but some type of scientifically engineered super race of geeks. We’re talking Wuhan-grade Über-Geeks.
Looks as if we’re running the gamut from dorks, dinks, dweebs, wankers, spankers, poindexters, jerk-offs, tossers, spods, spuds, duds, dinks and dorks.
Then all the way to the knobs, nubes, nerds, turds, dip-wads, dipshits, dick-bags, douchebags, dingleberries, Frankenberries, Moe and Larrys, backdoor fairies, stranger dangers, and the inevitable rump rangers.
Then we have to deal with all those ass bags, ass bitchs, ass clowns, bitch ass clowns, ass faces, assholes, ass-kissers, candy-asses, Nancy Boys, Marys, Sallies, and lisping friends of Dorothy.
Ahhh… but with all the jokes off to the side for a moment, let’s take a quick peek at all the regions that Slurpmala and Tampon Timmy won. Nearly all of America’s North-East; a handful of states in the Mid-West; and of course, the Left Coast.
There are four types of folks that live in those particular areas;
1). Perpetually pissed-off cat ladies who will die alone. They also come in more than just one flavor;
- Aged hippie chicks who’ve smoked one too many banana peels back in ’67.
- Middle-aged crones who honestly believe that life really does owe them something. They spend the remaining of their miserable lives trying to convince the rest of us to give them stuff ‘cuz “she deserves it.”
- Late teen to late 30s gals who were raised as Participation Trophy Kids. If you don’t praise her from everything ranging from a popcorn fart, to you pretending to be happy of her new swimwear, which is basically two band-aides and a cork. If you don’t, then it’s YOU who’s an awful person.
Only remedy for civilized society; ignore the first and second groups. The biological solution (AKA: “Father Time“) will eventually solve THAT problem. As far as the third group is concerned, it’s on them to snap out of their cheap shit. They have two choices; grow-up and be happy or stay as you are and remain the entitled little brat you are. Know that if you chose the latter, you’ll live the rest of your pathetic life wallowing in self-induced misery… and alone.
2.) Cosplay Soy Boys (CSBs). They come in only one size – failure. Not only do they want… they NEED to be freed from the shackles of that burdensome notion of masculinity. It’s not that CSBs want to be more feminine. Far from it. They’re just scared to death of being masculine, even a little bit.
Here are the identifiable signs of a CSB in its natural habitat;
- Wears a pussy hat, morbidly obese, poor personal hygiene. SOP (curiously in direct contradiction to his pussy hat).
- Riot gear includes umbrellas and cardboard sword and shield.
- Has a useless degree (think: Majored in Managerial Simping with a minor in Theoretical Cuckoldry). Still $150,000 in debt.
Remedy – Cut off ALL federal aid. Not one simple penny originating from the taxpayers should end up in this puddy tat’s coin purse. Force him to swap out his useless degrees for some time at a Community College to learn a trade. Take my word for it, electricians and plumbers make a damn sight more that someone with a psych or anthropology degree.
3.) Federal Job Whores. Isn’t it amazing that whenever the federal government is “shut down” over some lopsided budget bill, 75 percent of the federal workforce is now on “furlough”, which really means they’re on vacation. Fret not, all those furlough days will still be paid in the form of “backpay”.
But amazingly, the Coast Guard is still guarding the coasts; the Secret Service is still on the lookout for counterfeiters and protecting certain federal officials; the US Mail is still being delivered. All this with three-fourths of the workforce sitting at home? How the hell does that work? Oh, by the way… not exactly a secret that they’re going to vote for the political party that promises to keep feeding the bureaucracy.
The remedy is obvious; not only do we need to stop feeding the beast, but the same beast needs not only to have its stomach stapled, but liposuction out the ass (no pun intended).
4.) Professional Leftists. We know who they are. It’s that thin slice of the American people who are openly Left-Wingers. The Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Tim Walz politicians of the world. They don’t even try to hide their open admiration of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin and Mao Tse-tung.
Even though they profess a love for Communism, they just play word games when someone calls them out. It doesn’t matter if they refer to themselves as “Progressives” or “Democratic Socialists” or “Enlightened”. Don’t fall for it, they’re totalitarians. Interestingly enough, whenever one of these Lefties lose an election, more than a few of their supporters start calling for members of the opposition be put to death.
Here’s the remedy: If you’re even thinking of ever voting for one of these neo-Stalinists, all I ask of you is that before you cast your ballot for them, just scratch the surface of their stances on the various issues. Once you start to think for yourself, that’s when they start to sweat.
Yes, it really is as simple as that.