Much like the old man in the Monty Python skit below… I’m not dead yet. Just don’t tell Saint Greta that.
You know her. She’s that 20-year-old Swedish gal who’s built like a 12-year-old boy.
Still not sure who she is? She’s the obviously spoiled brat who went before the United Nations complaining about how both her future and childhood were somehow ruined by the fossil fuel industry.
Never mind all those brown and black children who are literal slaves sentenced to mine all the essential minerals to turn the United States into a battery-powered nation.
In the meantime, we’re all supposed to be dead as of today.
Enjoy your final minutes, because, according to Greta Thunberg & her “top climate scientist” humanity will be “wiped out” at 11.18am today, because we didn’t stop using fossil fuels five years ago… ???????? pic.twitter.com/myVCLspQnr