Machine Gun Pits: Muslim Mercenaries Headed to Moscow to Defend from Wagner Attack

As of 6:25PM Eastern Standard Time, the Times of India states a very terse article, essentially plainly noting, “Three thousand elite Chechen troops sent to protect Moscow”.

At 6:34 Eastern Standard Time, Sky News of Britain is reporting;

Russia had enlisted 3,000 elite Chechen troops to be stationed in Moscow and placed machine guns on its borders, in preparation of private troops entering the capital.

How very interesting. I thought Wagner was doing an ABOUT FACE from their march on Moscow?

Wouldn’t these Muslium fighters be better used… oh, let’s say, in Eastern Ukraine?

Wagner Agrees to Halt Attack? Putin Flees Moscow, City Digs-In

As of sunset in Moscow on Saturday, June 26, 2023, the British 24-hour news network TalkTV is reporting that the Wagner armed columns roughly 50 miles south of Moscow have supposedly ceased their coup attempt.

As seen in the video below, TalkTV is citing that some sort of deal has been struck for the Wagner mercenaries to head back to their bases in the east of Russian-occupied of Ukraine.

Nonetheless, TalkTV is also noting that this may all just be a ruse by the Wagner Group’s leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, perhaps in a move to consolidate his forces as night falls (Moscow is seven hours ahead of the US Eastern Time Zone).

As anyone who’s ever been in a war zone knows, “initial reports” are usually wrong.

If the first reports are true, Prigozhin’s a marked man. No way in hell Putin will ever let this slide.

If Prigozhin is really using the next 12-hours of night to actually muscle-up before marching on Moscow, then Russia is now the world’s most dangerous wild card. Don’t forget… Russia has more nukes than the United States does.

Just me, but I’m guessing the only winner to come out of this is Ukraine. Let’s be honest, Wagner is the only Russian force to actually chalk-up any wins. But then again, if Russia starts slinging nukes everywhere in the region, all bets are off.

In the last 12-hours, here are just a handful of headlines illustrating how fast the situation is changing on the ground;

New York PostVladimir Putin reportedly flees Moscow as Wagner forces advance in Russia

CNN Prigozhin says Russian military are joining Wagner as they greet their convoy

Washington ExaminerRussia coup: Moscow mayor declares Monday a non-work day as Wagner forces advance toward city

In the meantime, a number of sources are posting some rather interesting posts and photos to Twitter;

Moscow Mercenaries: Wagner Group now Recruiting Troops on PornHub

Not the kind of pole they were promised.

Call it what you will; Choking the Chechen; Oiling your AK; Polishing the Potemkin; Beating the Boyar… whatever. The bottom line is that pornography-on-line is big business in Russia.

The below tweet sent out by the Ukrainian news site, Українська правда (Ukrainian Truth), is letting the world know that the Moscow-backed Wagner mercenary group is recruiting on PornHub.

Isn’t it Putin who’s always slamming us for being degenerates.

Anyhow, but as reported by the New York Post, they translate the actual message on the ad;

Russia’s Wagner mercenary group is so hard-pressed to replenish its ranks depleted by months of bloody battles in Ukraine that it has turned to Pornhub to recruit soldiers.

“Is always moose and squirrel.”

The private army, founded by Yevgeny Prigozhin, a close ally of Russian President Vladimir Putin, has placed a highly suggestive ad on the popular porn site, urging male viewers to stop pleasuring themselves and instead apply for a job at Wagner.

In the commercial, a blonde woman wearing red lipstick is seen twirling an oversized lollipop in her mouth, while a husky female voice purrs in the background: “we are the f–king coolest private army in the world.”

“We are recruiting fighters from all regions of Russia.

“Don’t whack off, go work for PMC Wagner.”

To be perfectly honest, I won’t slam Russia for scraping the bottom of the barrel.

After all the maximum age for joining the US Navy, US Air Force, US Space Force is a grand-parent friendly 39-years-old.

If you’re curious, here’s the maximum enlisted age for all the other military services;

  • US Army – 35
  • US Coast Guard – 31
  • US Marine Corps – 28