Something’s awfully strange going on in the world of Ilhan Omar. Very strange.
Other than being married to the exactly the type of man who is responsible for;
- Slavery
- Racism
- Morning breath
- Colonialism
- World hunger
- Obesity
- Popcorn stuck between molars
- Misogyny
- Global warming
- Boy Bands
- Coming Ice Age
- Sexism
- Dandruff
The list is endless.
But with all that aside for the moment, there’s just something about the recent Jackass Party primary election in Minnesota’s 5th congressional district.
I can’t quite put my finger on it…
Minnesota, District 5:
8:00pm – Polls close.
8:15pm – 0% counted.
8:30pm – 0% counted.
8:45pm – 0% counted.
9:00pm – 0% counted.
9:22pm – 5.0% counted.
9:37pm – 99.5% counted.Totally 100% legitimate. Nothing at all suspicious. Congrats to Ilhan Omar.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 14, 2024
Ilhan Omar’s district:
9:21pm – 0% counted.
9:22pm – 5.0% counted.
9:37pm – 99.5% counted.Nothing to see here.
— Michael J. Morrison (@OfficeOfMike) August 14, 2024
True story pic.twitter.com/Q3INqY5Rz4
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 14, 2024
sorry…we couldn’t get there before 9:30pm pic.twitter.com/qSqRif63sv
— Gary (@BadCheeseMan) August 14, 2024