(VIDEO) Going Zero MPH, Biden Manages to Fall Off His Bicycle, Makes Bee Line to a Small Girl

Could someone bubble wrap this jackass?

It happens to the best of us. Sometimes, people just fall off their bike.

There was a point in time when I use to bike to work. All those times I would get my foot caught on a pedal or just simply lose my balance and fall ass-over-tea-kettle.


No, wait. That never happened. At least not since the day back in the mid-60s when my Dad took the training wheels off my pint-sized Huffy.

Nonetheless, Slow Joe was zooming along at a speed less than slow (zero to be specific) when he wasn’t able to make that automatic shift in body weight our brain makes for the overwhelming majority of us literally hundreds (if not thousands) of times every single day of our lives.

Please keep in mind that a singular case of Biden falling off of a stopped bicycle really isn’t all that big of a deal… but this guy also has a history of;

  • Falling up a flight of stairs
  • Trails off and mumbles when going off script
  • Shaking hands with thin air
  • Shitting himself in front of the pope
  • Referring to a crackhead whore-monger as “the smartest guy I know”
  • Farts in front of the British royal family
  • Consistently (habitually?) lying of his past personal and professional achievements

The list literally goes on and on.

Interestingly enough, just as soon as Creepy Joe recovers from his tumble, he switches directly into the default mode and heads directly to a little girl.

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