(VIDEO) The Ghost of Hair-Plugs Past; Joe’s Hair Transplant Gone Wild


Ebenezer “Slow Joe” Scrooge.

When did the Old Age Home stop giving haircuts? And by Old Age Home, I mean the White House.

The original Mullett. Joe Biden in 1972. 

In quite the stunning Polaroid Moment, Joe Biden was allowed to go out in public, perhaps proving that he’s really given up on life.

As noted by Diana Glabnova of the New York Post (emphasis mine);

Is he the Ghost of Christmas Past — or just another Scrooge?

President Biden shocked attendees at the White House’s National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony on Thursday night when he doffed his stocking cap to reveal long, wispy locks — appearing more like a character out of Charles Dickens’ Yuletide classic than the commander-in-chief.

His white, billowy hair stood on end from the wool cap’s static electricity, spooking the White House press corps by making him seem older — and ghostlier — than usual.

Personally, I don’t think this is so much of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

If anything, this is more along the lines of someone’s going upto the attic, then shown the world the long hidden away portrait of Dorian Gray.

Of course, the corruption version.