(VIDEO) Give Thanks to Bud Light for PROVING Dylan Wutzzizname is Really a Dude

Sports bra? Two Bud Light’s is the closest he’ll ever come to a set of cans.

Going against the narrative, not only am I going to refer to Dylan Mulvaney as he/him, I’m also going to THANK Bud Light for exposing Mulvaney for the fraud he truly is.

As just about everyone has already seen, Anheuser-Busch has already memorialized the image of Mulvaney on cans of Bud Light.

But something about the commercial just seemed… wrong. And I don’t mean the obvious, that this delusional man with a fully functioning penis and set of testicles is trying to pass himself off as a woman.

I think I’ve found what A-B did to unintentionally prove that Mulvaney’s whole I’m really a chick minstrel show is a farce and a fraud. Please see the first video below;

  • Notice when he brings the cans closer to himself, they’re obviously empty. You can tell by the sound.
  • Before he cracks open his empty can of beer, he taps the can. No real woman would ever tap a can of beer before she drinks it.
  • Sipping said can of beer, no real woman would ever drink beer directly from the can.
  • The supposed sip of the best-selling horse piss on the planet is obviously faked. Not even the self-satisfying “Ahhh…” sound after swilling that swill?
  • If there’s one thing that everyone can agree upon — Dylan Mulvaney really does swallow.

Will he also be toting around a tube of jock-itch cream?


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