Texas Tesla Terrorist; Rotund Rammer Faces 20-Years in the Slammer

Demarqeyun Marquize Taquito Dorito Lexus Dyslexics Yahoo! Yahtzee! Cox put all 449 pounds into it…

Remember when Anheuser-Busch decided to grace their beer cans with the image of the sexually confused Dylan Mulvaney? Yeah, I remember that.

Remember when MAGA conservatives started smashing up grocery stores and firebombing beer delivery trucks? No, wait. None of that ever happened.

Sadly, butt-hurt leftists still fall back on violence when they don’t get their way.

Case in point would be a certain 5-foot-2, 449-pound who goes by the chuckle-inducing moniker of Demarqeyun Marquize Cox took it upon himself to ram his 4×4 ATV into more than one Teslas in the greater Texarkana metropolitan area.

As reported by Nicholas McEntyre of the New York Post;

An ATV-riding Texan was a massive problem to Tesla owners when he allegedly rammed his 4-wheeler into multiple cars during an unprovoked hit-and-run spree on Tuesday.

Demarqeyun Marquize Cox was arrested after one of his alleged attacks was recorded by the Tesla he purposely ran into, police in Texarkana, Texas announced.

The 33-year-old allegedly spotted the electric vehicle sitting in the parking lot of a Golden Palace Chinese buffet while its owner having lunch inside the restaurant.

The 5-foot-2, 449-pound driver left noticeable damage to the front driver-side door, owner Virita Carstaffin told the outlet.

The 4-wheel menace was stopped by cops just over a mile south of the Golden Palace as an officer recognized Cox from the Chinese buffet video.

Cox allegedly claimed to be a different person and provided a false name during his initial interrogation with police.

He has been charged with felony criminal mischief resulting in damage between $2,500 and $30,000 and failure to identify, police announced.

A third damaged Tesla was reported after the arrest.

US Attorney General Pam Bondi charged three of the instigators with “domestic terrorism” for their alleged crimes.

Adam Matthew Lansky of Oregon, Lucy Grace Nelson of Colorado and Daniel Clarke-Pounder in South Carolina all face up to 20 years in prison for the separate assaults against Tesla vehicles and buildings, Bondi announced on March 20.

Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.

AG Bondi and possible federal prosecution aside for the moment, according to LegalClarity.org, here’s what felony criminal mischief will get you in the Lone Star State;

State Jail Felony: Damage between $2,500 and $30,000 carries 180 days to two years in state jail and a fine of up to $10,000.