Genetically unfortunate…
By most metrics, Jack Schlossberg’s Grandpa Jack was a handsome man. Pretty much the same goes for his Uncle John.
However, damn few will ever say that his mother was anything even close to what could ever be qualified as even cute.
Nonetheless, Caroline made damn sure that her son would go through life with at least name recognition.
With Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) announcing he wouldn’t seek re-election next year, John Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg has announced his candidacy for New York’s 12 Congressional District’s seat.
For whatever bizarre reason, the 32-year-old and still single Schlossberg (complete with mommy-issues and a singular earring) took it upon himself to release a low-rent video of him mocking Melania Trump’s effort to repatriate Ukrainian children kidnapped by Vladimir Putin.
On a personal note, what the hell’s wrong with this guy, and what’s up with his mocking her accent? Never mind that she speaks six languages.
Keep in mind the only job this guy ever held was working for Vogue magazine.