Is David Lammy the dumbest man in Britain?
For those that follow this sort of thing, Britain’s ruling Labour Party (our version of Democrats; the Soviet Union’s version of Communists) are destroying their own nation.
The really sad part of it all, they really don’t care if they’re dragging the rest of the nation down with them.
The now ex-Deputy Prime Minister Angela Raynor just resigned due to her somehow wildly underpaying “her fair share” of taxes on her swanky £800,000 ($1.08 million) apartment in the very LGBTQ-friendly seaside town of Hove.
Replacing Rayner as the Deputy PM would be arguably the dumbest man in all of Great Britain, MP (Member of Parliament) David Lammy.
While Joe Biden was (in)famous for turning the tiniest kernel of truth into a Cecil B. De Mille-sized tale that he somehow managed to tie back to just how star spangled awesome he was.
But for his part, Lammy’s just a dumb-shit. Now, this may be presumptuous of me, but I would have taken it as a given that someone elected to the British House of Commons had more than just a working knowledge of European politics, world history, current events and pop culture.
Well, at least Lammy is one-fourth of the way there. As noted by London’s the Daily Mail;
David Lammy’s unfortunate appearance on Celebrity Mastermind
What was the married name of the scientists Marie and Pierre who won the Nobel Prize for physics in 1903 for their research into radiation?
Lammy: Antoinette
Answer: Curie
Cockpit Country is a rugged, inaccessible area on which Caribbean island?
Lammy: Pass
Answer: Jamaica
Which former Conservative leader, in a magazine article in August 2000, claimed that while working as a delivery man’s assistant he downed around 14 pints of beer a day?
Lammy: William Hague (correct)
Which fortress was built in the 1370s to defend one of the Gates of Paris and was later used as a state prison by Cardinal Richelieu?
Lammy: Versailles
Answer: The Bastille
In February 2008, which Tottenham Hotspur player scored the first goal of Fabio Capello’s reign as England football manager?
Lammy: Aaron Lennon
Answer: Jermaine Jenas
James Gandolfini played a Mafia boss called Tony in which American television series?
Lammy: Godfather
Answer: The Sopranos
What name is used for the highest gallery of seats in a theatre?
Lammy: Pass
Answer: The gods
Which organisation was founded in 1909 as the home section of the Secret Service Bureau to counteract the threat of German spies?
Lammy: MI5 (correct)
Which American military award is given to those who are wounded in action and bears the inscription for military merit on the reverse?
Lammy: Pass
Answer: Purple Heart
Chris Martin is the lead singer with which award winning British band?
Lammy: Coldplay (correct)
Which variety of blue English cheese traditionally accompanies port?
Lammy: Red Leicester
Answer: Stilton
What term for a top floor luxury flat originally meant a shed or out-house?
Lammy: Penthouse (correct)
In 2006, Sandi Toksvig replaced Simon Hoggart as the presenter of which topical Radio 4 quiz show?
Lammy: Pass
Answer: The News Quiz
Which American chat show host has business ventures including Harpo Productions and Oxygen Media which operates a 24 hour cable television network for women?
Lammy: Oprah Winfrey (correct)
Who acceded the English throne at the age of 9 on the death of his father Henry VIII in 1547?
Lammy: Henry VII
Answer: Edward VI
In chemistry, what French word is used for a tube for transferring measured amounts of liquids?
Lammy: Pass
Answer: A pipette
Which country’s so-called ‘Rose Revolution’ of 2003 led to the resignation of its president Eduard Shevardnadze?
Lammy: Yugoslavia
Answer: Georgia
Just so you know, All those world history and current events questions Lammy flubbed, he was Britain’s Foreign Secretary not that long ago.
Also, just so you know, as far as that question about Tottenham, Lammy was first elected to Parliament from… wait for it… Tottenham.
That’s kinda like claiming to be a “South-Side Kid,” but unable to name ANY player ever from the Chicago White Sox… and stepping on the base line chalk (twice)… and talking about some mythical ballyard called “Commitskey Park.” Sorry, Barry (video below).
But back to this nit-wit Lammy. He’s the same professional victim who claimed that during the Papal Conclave of 2013, the Vatican was being racist for signaling with black smoke that these was no pope elected after the first day of voting.